Fiona Gélin
Nude

Reasons not to watch foreign, especially French cinema: undecipherable plotlines, artsy camera angles, dialogue that can’t be translated, and really hairy dudes like Gerard Depardieu. Reasons to watch French cinema: loads of nudity, beautiful women, and occasional explicit sex. The half-sister of Last Tango in Paris (1972) star Maria-Helene Schneider, French fox Fiona Gelin being from “The Country of Human Rights”, has done all of her acting there, and falls right into the category of “hot chicks that get naked in movies.” After around a decade of French TV work, her first movie, 1983’s Algerian invasion drama Le Grand carnaval showcased the young Frenchie in all her birthday-suit glory. It’s truly a carnival of riches, from seeing all three B’s as she changes out of a robe to watching some guy play with her rack directly next to a live horse. Yay for that roll in the hay! There’s even a nice shot of her ass during some sex on the beach. More toplessness occurred when she got assaulted by the monster in Frankenstein 90 (1984), but it was her 1985 picture Parole de flic that best showcased le bush. That same year, she appeared full-frontal again as a nude model in Escalier C (1985). Her last nude role came in 1987’s Tant qu’il aura des femmes where we see her go for a naked stroll with a gun in her hand, answers the phone with no top on, and lounges in the bath with a lucky French fella. The two must really have been gellin. What a tantric fem. Fiona kept acting in movies like Sahara Heat (1987), and Pushing the Limits (1994), as well as in television shows like Madam Consul, while often appearing as herself on game and reality shows like Private Life, public life, The biggest cabaret in the world and May the best win. Every man wins when Fiona ditches her clothes for a movie. When it comes to Fiona, you’ll want to watch them alone-a. Viva la France, you’ll take off your pants!